The Toronto Marlies have recently had a "20 Questions" feature, allowing fans to gain insight into the qualities and quirks of Marlies' players and officials. PPP recently requested the chance to interview Auston Matthews in the same vein, and I'm happy to report that we imagined this article when the Leafs said no.
What is your nickname in the dressing room?
Mr. Bread.
Do you have any tattoos?
One. It's a picture of a desk.
Who has the worst style on the team?
All of our jerseys are the same.