I’m lousy and uninspired. I’m too fickle to settle on a format. I’ll invent bullshit when I don’t have to in order to make a point. But when it comes to a tease about sweet dog videos, even my bleak, godless heart won’t allow me not to deliver on that promise. I’m not completely certain how old I am in dog years. Do I really sound like a middle age dog when I write these???
It’s hard to judge one self...hard to have the out of body experience and be the audience for the dog who considers pissing on the shoes only to throw the audience into a state of disbelief by BEING the dog that pisses in the shoes.