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Ben's Fantasy (MLS Fantasy Manager Round 33)

First off, MLS is doing a bracket challenge for the playoffs. If you want to join the BigD Soccer league, simply type in BigD Soccer, and you’ll find it. The password is ‘brucearenaeatsbutt’. That’s also the password for my Equifax, email, and most of my porn logins, but I doubt you’ll find anything useful or interesting there.

Both PVW and Octagon finalist Damaged Goods outscored Phil last round, but they’re not going to catch Lamah I just killed a man unless they go HAM and see Phil slip this round. That’s highly improbable, but if they max out on a cleansheet D tomorrow (Hey, Dallas has shutouts in their last 2 home games) and fade the right popular plays, maybe, just maybe, there’s a chance.